The Worst Drumkit Ever for Decent Sampler

“What would happen if you took a set of pretty good electronic drum samples and processed them as MP3 files using the lowest possible data rate?” is a question that no one has ever asked… Until now! 

 

Introducing The Worst Drumkit Ever – a modest collection of, erm, “interesting” drum samples ideal for today’s modern music production (according to our marketing team).

Specs:

  • Drumkit Mapped Over 12 Notes
  • 45 Samples
    • 9 Kicks
    • 10 Snares
    • 8 HiHats
    • (4x) 3 Toms
    • 3 Claps
    • 3 FX
  • Intuitive Mixer Interface w/ Per Note
    • Volume
    • Pan
    • Decay
    • Tune
    • Delay Send
    • Reverb Send
    • Sample Select
  • Send Effects
    • Reverb w/ Controls for Size, Damping and Return Level
    • Delay w/ Controls for TIme, Feedback and Return Level
  • Global Velocity
  • 16-bit/48kHz Samples (Not that it even matters)

“The kicks sound like wet noodles and the snares remind me of when my 16 year old pug, Gladys, reverse sneezes.”

– anonymous

“I won’t use any drum samples that didn’t touch a 1073 first”

– #1BedroomReducer

“The sounds are completely unusable and there aren’t even any velocity layers or round robins.”

– NinjaBaker

“Is there no decency left in the world?”

– demonhacker666