The Worst Drumkit Ever for Decent Sampler
“What would happen if you took a set of pretty good electronic drum samples and processed them as MP3 files using the lowest possible data rate?” is a question that no one has ever asked… Until now!
Introducing The Worst Drumkit Ever – a modest collection of, erm, “interesting” drum samples ideal for today’s modern music production (according to our marketing team).
Specs:
- Drumkit Mapped Over 12 Notes
- 45 Samples
- 9 Kicks
- 10 Snares
- 8 HiHats
- (4x) 3 Toms
- 3 Claps
- 3 FX
- Intuitive Mixer Interface w/ Per Note
- Volume
- Pan
- Decay
- Tune
- Delay Send
- Reverb Send
- Sample Select
- Send Effects
- Reverb w/ Controls for Size, Damping and Return Level
- Delay w/ Controls for TIme, Feedback and Return Level
- Global Velocity
- 16-bit/48kHz Samples (Not that it even matters)
“The kicks sound like wet noodles and the snares remind me of when my 16 year old pug, Gladys, reverse sneezes.”
– anonymous
“I won’t use any drum samples that didn’t touch a 1073 first”
– #1BedroomReducer
“The sounds are completely unusable and there aren’t even any velocity layers or round robins.”
– NinjaBaker
“Is there no decency left in the world?”
– demonhacker666